There are certainly no shortage of how-the-hell-did-he-do-that moments in fourth floor men’s room. I have seen things that make me question my own anatomy.
But this one...it almost hurts my feelings it’s so confusing.
I’m talking about a chocolate spatter pattern...on the front edge of the bowl.
Think about that one for a minute, will you?
The bowl had been flushed. The only evidence of prior use: three tire tracks down the front edge of the bowl.
How does that happen? I’ve been turning it over and over in my mind and the only possible explanation is this: Somebody that works on the fourth floor has had his anus and his penis switched.
I know that’s a strong accusation. I don’t make it lightly. It is simply the only plausible explanation for what I saw. One of my co-workers moved his exit to the front. I have no idea why.
If you are this medical marvel, please leave a comment and help us understand.