You know that gold crown thing that's been hanging out on top of the third floor penthouse toilet for the past month?
Earlier this week, it made a break for it.
It is no longer sitting on top of the back lip of the toilet, but has scurried into a corner of the penthouse stall. Where it has been sitting for the past three days.
When does something actually become "garbage" in a 720 California restroom? Apparently, the janitorial and maintenance staff has been instructed: "Please do not discard any unidentified item for at least six to eight weeks."
So if it this thing is yours, you might want to grab it today. Because in a few weeks, somebody is going to throw it away. Maybe.