Monday, April 27, 2015
Did you leave your balls in the men’s room?
That is a ping-pong ball sitting up on the handicap rail of the penthouse stall.
First of all, this is INSANELY dangerous. Can you imagine the handi-abled gent who wheels into the stall and then tries to hoist himself onto the bowl using that rail and then his hand SLIPS on your carelessly-left-behind ping-pong ball?!? He could fall and paralyze himself! (If he’s not already paralyzed, of course.)
Second, which one of you ballers is carrying around your own ping-pong ball? And why?
Third, WHERE were you keeping that ball? Was it someplace where it needed to be removed before you could do your #2 business?
The lesson here: If you insist on keeping a ping-pong ball in your butt (no judgement) then please replace it before exiting the stall lest your double paralyze a co-worker.