Recently, the men’s rooms (shouldn’t the plural of “men’s room” be “men’s reem?”) in our building “went green.” That means all the trash will be recycled.
As a consequence, fancy plastic signs have been affixed to each men’s room trash cans that say “Paper Towels Only.”
So here’s my question: what other trash were people tossing in there that necessitated the sign?
“Mmm...I think I’ll finish up my lunch in the men’s room and when I’m done, I will discard my extra food waste in the nearest receptacle.”
“Honey, don’t worry about the garbage in the kitchen, I’ll take it into work with me and dump it in the rest room.”
“Golly, should I go to the bathroom in one of the toilets or in this here trash can?”
Paper towels only, men. Glad we got that cleared up.