I don't mean to sound like your wife, but would it kill you to lift the lid?
Or better yet, let me introduce you to Mr. Urinal--he doesn't have a lid that needs lifting.
Seriously, guys...earlier today, one of you walked into the fourth floor men's room, walked right past the two urinals, past the stall of last resort, past the Peter Brady stall, entered the penthouse stall, closed the door, locked it...and then proceeded to pee all over the seat.
Who does that?
Squatters do it. A woman must've snuck in and used that toilet. This splatter you came across in the men's room, my friend, is extremely common in women's rooms. Sometimes, not only do you find that shit (literally) on the seat, but spilling onto the floor. The perp was someone who was squatting so as to avoid having her (his?) arse touch the seat; after all, the seat is likely to have remnants of filth that squatters afore left behind....
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