Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Smells like nervous tummy

Walked into first floor men's room this morning and it smelled like a tire fire.

Or rather, it smelled like somebody lit a tire fire, put that tire fire into their anus, let it burn for a while, and then released it into one of the stalls.

This is a chronic problem for first floor men's room for one reason: job applicants.

A job applicant arrives at our building for a job interview. He takes a seat in the first floor waiting area. He is nervous. His tummy starts to rumble. He decides to make a pre-inteview stop in first floor men's room. The results are rarely pretty.

3 comments:

  1. Noticed that two of the three first floor men's room sinks are out of soap and there is NO hand-sanitizer to be found. So much for putting our best foot forward for our guests.

    (Co-workers, consider this before you shake hands with that job applicant.)

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  2. Two weeks later and STILL no soap refill for sinks 2 and 3. This is the FIRST FLOOR, people. What do you say, janitorial crew? How about springing for some soap for our guests?

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  3. This is a really odd story, but I guess you are right, results are not going to be nice. By the way, something I think that first floor guy should try is some viagra online , it may help him a lot!

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